Jack vs. Blogging Part 3

So, originally, I was going to make this the first post. But my "test" post cracked me up too much to get rid of it. I mean... "Butt Inception." C'mon...

Alright. Jack has a blog again. How'd we get here? I've been putting off making a blog/website for at least two years. I've wanted to make one, but the biggest thing in the way was what to call it. I wanted it to be funny and different and have fun words but also have some meaning to it too... So, I brainstormed and brainstormed... Nothing. Also, it sucks when your name is Jack because everything sounds like a euphemism for masturbation. But after I saw that badass digest changed their name, I figured, I'll go with the old standard and then maybe someday I'll figure out something better.

Until then... The Great Jaxby... That's me.

Just wanted to share the other "good" potential website names me and my friends came up with:
Blunt Horse Trauma (I intend to use this for my metal band someday)
Shaking Daisies (A Gatsby reference that sounds too much like an indie rock band)
Rice Guy (the Asian joke is too easy)
Euphemism for Masturbation (too much spelling involved)
Get That Bird Off Your Shoulder (Due to a wonderful flub whilst singing "Dirt Off Your Shoulder")
Peanut Butter and Chaos (heard it on SNL)
JacksAWF (AWF would stand for Awesome Wonderful Fun)
Big Pizza Sheet
Regal Lambifications (my sister's favorite)
Serial Diaper (Something my middle niece was saying a lot)
Botched Exorcism
Ducking Genius (really liked that one, but I was alone)
Zero Ducks Given

Why now?
1. I talked recently to a famous, singing Jesus, and he told me to follow my dreams. No really, that happened. Not sure what my dream is, but I know it has to do with writing and creating. 2. I need a creative outlet right now. Really bad. The past couple years have been very heavy, and I just need something else.

This is my third time writing a blog. I used to do the myspace journals until myspace died... I had subscribers. I had a following. That was awesome. In 2010-2011, me and my friend Lauren tried writing an entertainment-y blog, and it would have been good if we took it more seriously... and if that one girl didn't break my heart and leave me completely unwilling to do anything for a really long time... But I digress. You can still visit that zombie blog at motorcyclesidecardrama.blogspot.com. Still proud of some of the stuff we did (I intend to take quite a bit from it.) But that wasn't really what I'm good at. I don't wanna re-post other people's cool stuff. I wanna make and share cool stuff.

So, welcome to my stupid, fun, waste-of-time, site. It's forever a work in progress.